Reality.sys corrupted! Universe halted! Reboot?

Son of Bill Gates joke Son of Bill Gates joke

Son of Bill Gates asks his father:

- Dad, I’d like to try to have sex, what should I do?

- That’s simple, sonny. Just take the biggest car from my garage, dress the best suit you have and take the girl into the most deluxe restaurant in the town. Rent a horse chariot in the evening and take her for a trip around the lake. Buy her the biggest bunch of flowers you can buy. Finally rent a president suite and she’ll be yours. And that’s all!

- But Dad! Where are the romantic walks, grazes, reading of poetry in the moonlight, flirting…

- My boy… all this was invented by the Linux folks so that they can have sex for free.

similarposts (presented by Monkey)

Monkey

comments...comments...1comments

  1. RaduNo Gravatar said:

    Very nice JOKE! (Microsoft is another one)

yourReply