Timmy şi iGod

După ce Timmy (de aici) a dat mail la YouTube să blocheze filmuleţul de aici, m-am gândit să-i fac şi eu o plângere. Aşa că m-am dus la iGod şi am cerut următoarele:

Me: hello there
God: Salutations, .
Me: can I ask you a question?
God: Ask me anything.
Me: would you help me out with something?
God: am not so sure if I would like to help you out with something.
Me: would you kill timmy
God: my programming prevents me from killing.
Me: what an unreliable piece of technology…
God: does it have anything to do with KILL HIM?
Me: please tell me that he’ll be going to hell
God: Thanks for asking politely. ” he will be going to hell”.
Me: yes!!!
God: That’s alright.
Me: Hollowed by thy name! I have to go now, nice talking to you. Bye bye
God: Do you still ? See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. The pleasure was all mine. See you later. Goodbye.

În episodul următor, ghidul “Timmy Robins” spre pornografia de pe net. Special pentru minori…

PS: cred că Timmy s-a jucat cu păpuşi d-astea când era mic!